(Source: synodik, via goin-goin-gone)
(Source: appasauce, via gettingglassed)
- one third of me: I want a girlfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
- one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
- one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
(Source: mattisbollywood, via captaincoolasfuck)
(Source: did-yuo-kno, via seanizclutch)
(Source: excuse-my-charisma, via sir-laughsalot)
(via gettingglassed)
(Source: e-m-p-t-y-s-e-t, via gettingglassed)
your momma’s so fat there’s a strong likelihood of her developing type 2 diabetes
(via willferrellforever)
a duck walks into a bar
animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park
(via willferrellforever)
